Arguably one of the world's most famous superheroes, recognized by the large "S" on his uniform.
A: Who is Superman?
B: You don't know who is superman?!
A: Not really.
B: He is one of the world's most recognizable superheroes, with a large S on his chest.
A: You mean the one in the marvel comic books?
B: Yes.
by thelazy December 08, 2007
1.Wears blue tights, red underwear, a red cape, red boots and big red "S" on his chest. Also known as "Kal El" or "Cal Al" or "Kel El" among other misspellings and pronunciations. From the planet Krypton. Aparently gay, if you've seen the latest film, "Superman Returns."

2.a term used by Hitler and the german Nazi political/religious power of the 1930s to refer to the Aryan race. This fictitious 'master race' was invented by Madame Helena Blavatski, a Theosophist, who pushed her racist agendas in her many occult/paranormal books published a century ago. Hitler had read several of these book, especially "The Secret Doctrine" which suggested the Aryan Race was a 'super-evolved' type of people on earth. Blavatski, Guido von List, and Heinrich Himmler, among others subscribed to the idea of the 'aryan superman' and that Jews were an alien race. They floated conspiracy theories about Jews, Gypsies, and other races to promote their right wing agendas, but it is important to note, they believed in these theories.

3.a fictitious character in the series of novels by Jack Z. Armstrong written in the 1920s, who was made of chalk, and performed miracles on tuesdays, thursdays and fridays, when the sun wasn't shining in the presence of monkeys while they were eating. These novels called the "Dunsenheim Adventures" were purportedly channelled by Armstrong from what he referred to as 'aliens from the zo-klu-ti-mus dimension.' He copied these stories on to carbon paper and then held them up to a mirror and then typed his manuscripts. Armstrong died in 1956 from cervical cancer.
Look, up in the sky, its a turd, its a plane, its Superman!
by sternwise December 22, 2006
Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard Dwight Howard
Superman made an appearance at the dunk contest this year.
by Phillip Leonard February 24, 2008
When you jizz on a girls back and put a bedsheet on her back to make it look like a cape.
Johnny Majerus told me that joey only needs a napkin when he supermans him. Joey also fucked the shit out of Victoria Fitsimmons.
by methoddman November 02, 2007
a) Superman is the last survivor of the planet Krypton. As is woefully unprepared homeland is subjected to a prodigiousand catastrophic explosion, he is sent by his loving parents to Earth on a spaceship. He comes here and basically grows up on a farm until he realizes hes better than that. Than he moves to the city and proceeds to beat the shit out of everybody.

b) Anybody who performs such a tremendous feat as to be declared a "superman"
a) I would bet millions of dollars that pre-crisis superman could destroy any character in the comic universe, DC or otherwise. He was wickedly strong and foolishly overpowered. Those writers were smoking crack.

b) Magic Johnson is superman. There have only been a few people in the world to get AIDS and not die; but Magic does it in style.

Magic Johnson > AIDS
and
Magic Johnson style > Big Ron Style*
therefore
Magic Johnson = Superman

*Big Ron Style being developed by Ish for the West Coast Customs client "Ron" on the ever-popular mtv program "Pimp My Ride"
by Max Orchard January 16, 2006
Superman (kal'el) is the flagship hero in the DCu. He is the unofficial leader of the JLA. He was born on the planet Kyrpton in its dying moments but was rescued by his parents and sent to earth where he was adopted and raised by Johnathan and Martha Kent. He took the name Clark Kent. In the DCu Superman is among the strongest, because the radiation of the yellow sun of the earth reacted with that of the red sun of krypton granting him invunirability to everything except Kryptonite, a material found only on Krypton. There is only one hero who can defeat Superman, in case he ever goes mad, and that is Batman, who keeps ample suplies of Krypontie in the Batcave.
Look, in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's SUPERMAN!
by Salcker Apathy April 08, 2005
A perfect guy that promises to be the one to save his "girl" from anything, her protection, her security blanket... her perfect boyfriend <3
He's my Superman! <3
by Your Superman July 10, 2008

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×