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Superan; When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
"Yo, dawg, Last night my bitch was being frothy so I have her a Superman"
by KryptonicDream February 11, 2005
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Superman is when a guy cums on a girl's back and puts a sheet on her back. When she wakes in the morning and the sheet is stuck to her back, you have officially supermanned that hoe.
Wa Me crank dat Souljah boy now superman dat hoe.
by Brittny and Keyanna October 31, 2007
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when a guy cums on the back of a girl when shes sleeping, then u put a sheet on it so when the cum dries and she wakes up in the morning she has a cape.
i super man that hoe-soulja boy
by biznatch1234 October 15, 2007
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person 1: "hey there's Clark taking off his glasses, but where did he go?"

person 2: "I don't know, but there's Superman!"
by ooshi78 December 05, 2006
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Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerfull than a locamotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. The amazing stranger from the planet Krypton. The man of steel.
Superman!
by philosophermike October 01, 2009
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The world's most recognizable superhero.
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's Superman!"
by DJD December 20, 2003
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When a guy cums on a girl's back while she sleeps and then sticks a cape (blanket) on her back, thus making her superman. Men usually do this because they are pissed at the girl for some reason.

Used in the AIDS filled song of "Crank that Soulja Boy"
Dude, I totally supermanned my girlfriend last night because she wouldn't blow me.
by BobGre December 30, 2007
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