11 minutes of action squeezed into 3 hours.
Super bowl is like a boring boxing match with a big knock out punch
1. A great football game in which the best of the best are proven.
2. A crappy half time show.
3. A good commercial.
man 1: Woah did you see Janet's boob!?!
man 2: No i was too busy watchin that Bud commercial.
man 1: No worries i TiVoed it.
man 2: SWEET!
The most telivised ganmbling event of the year. Celebrated nation-wide with bigscreens, 40's, and greasy snack foods.
Aww crap, thats the 3rd year in a row my team lost the superbowl.
What my roommate does before he can start the day.
I just got a new bong so I better do a Super Bowl to test it out.
Gata go to school, so I have to do a Super Bowl real quick.
I just packed a Super Bowl, and now I can't feel my face.
superbowl soo-per bohl
1. the act performed by 2 people, each sitting sideways on the same toilet bowl, and defecating at the same time.
Man, I just superbowled the toilet with Louis. I feel bad for the plumber.
An opportunity to stuff your face with snacks, deck yourself out in face paint while bellowing like a fratboy even though you're a thirteen-year-old girl, sounding more like a drunk trucker, and to listen to all the white rap songs about the packers.
Oh, and football. But who watches the Superbowl for football?
You: Hey, the Superbowl is on tonight!
Her: WHOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAH GO PACKAS~
You: Woah there...
The ultimate in bread and circuses.
80-90 million Americans will tune into the Super Bowl at some time or another getting dumbed down by commercials. About 1/64 of that will read a book during that time period.
Just another excuse to gamble, drink and eat and sit on your ass
all day long and actually believe the players on the other side of the television can hear you and your obnoxious testosterone.
Be quiet and pass me the tacos, chilli, chips, a few beers and the squares while I watch the superbowl game.