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The act of sneaking up on someone and slapping said person in the face with an erect penis without whom knowing of the deed (a surprise cock slap).
This one time at band camp, Allison was sun tanning, naked, and Tyler snuck up on her snootch and gave her a Super Sneaky Slap.
by Tit Slap McGee December 29, 2011