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A Person who always seems to have a better story to tell or who has done the same thing you have, only better. Hence 1upping you. John: " I learned how to play the guitar when I was fifteen."
Johns Friend: " Dude, I was playing the guitar, drums, and writing my own songs when I was eight." John: " Hey Super Mario, why are you 1upping me." |
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Leading Nintendo mascot.
Mario's alter-ego after munching on too many shrooms. Luigi: Hey Mario
Mario: (Just finished his 4th shroom) That's a-Super Mario you son-of-a-bitch! |
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| 10. | Super Mario | ||
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The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time. "Super Mario owns you. And your mom."
"Yeah, well you're no Super Mario." |
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| 11. | Super Mario | ||
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The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass! Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore! |
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To jump on someone's head, resulting in a higher score and or whiplash. What happened to your head? It's flat.
I got Super Mario-ed at the show last night. |
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When a female uses her own fingers, in her own ass, for the sole purpose of pulling them out and unsuspectingly swiping them across the upper lip of the guy (or girl) that she is hooking up with. I was fucking this guy and he wouldn't stop squirming around, so I reached around and gave him a Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario. |
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When you jizz around the upper lip of a female, then shave off your own pubes and stick them to her upper lip. That is a super mario at its finest. She was suckin me off and then i unexpectedly came on her face. I then proceeded to grab the weed wacker to shave off my pupes and give that bitch a super mario. ITS A MEEEEEEE MARIO!!
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