The game is good, but is not as good as it could have been.
Normal Person: It had some bad elements and some good elements. For example, the graphics are beautiful, even compared to modern standards. The dialogue sucks, and the plot does too.
Retard: SHUT UP, THE GRAPHICS SUCKED AND ALL OF IT DID
*Normal Person pulls out the ban hammer*
The act of defecating on a lover's chest, and then urinating on him/her to wash it off. If all of the excrement is washed off, the person urinating is awarded a shine sprite.
Male: "Let's bang. But I have to go take a steamer. You'll have to wait, unless you want my Super Mario Sunshine."
Female: "Ew, no. Just because I watch that stuff on the internet doesn't mean I would want it in real life."
Male: "There is no other way."