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Someone who emphasizes on their Jewish religion in life and other things.
That Rabbi Mordechai is one helluva Super Jew!
by Zak June 05, 2003
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Super Jew is the king of the universe and the only hope for America in dark economic times. With his giant money-sniffing nose and his trusty sidekick Super Negro, Super Jew will find new sources of wealth and growth that will sustain America for decades to come.
Person 1 to Person 2: Wassup y'all. How come Super Negro is lazing around all day collecting welfare?

Person 2: That's just how Super Negro is yo. He's the King of the Negros after all. Don't worry, Super Jew will be here soon and force that lazy Super Negro to do some work in order to save America.
by Mighty Israel March 11, 2009
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A person who is loud and proud about their jewish heritage.
Hey, is that the one and only Superjew!?

Yeah, I think his name is Patrick.
by The Pinecone Pilot July 17, 2009
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A jew of extreme measures that can do amazing math and makes you buy stupid things that you wish you hadn't bought later on.
Faster than a speeding Matzo ball

More powerful than your income taxes

Able to leap tall buildings and make lots of money at the same time

It's SUPERJEW?!!?!??!??!!

by Mr. Canada September 11, 2008
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The greatest hero of all time. As all the powers of the stereotypical Jew, only on steroids. His main weapons are six pointed ninja stars. Real name is Zach.
Super Jew is awesome incarnate.
by Zach and Andrew December 04, 2007
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A person who's a super jew
Wow that kid is crazy...he's a super jew!!

Jew (tm) fine is $1,000,000
by Just Jew It (tm) July 26, 2011
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Step 1: cum a little on each of your girl's temples
Step 2: pull out some of her pubes
Step 3: stick the pubes on the cummed-on temples, creating a set of pais (curly sideburn)
"Did you superjew her?" "Yeah, she totally looks like a rabbi now."
by super.joo April 28, 2008
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