Readers should note, however, that sun-drunk-dialing usually isn't excusable.
Ironically, the perscribed cure for sun-drunkeness is ice cold beer, and not so ironically, silence.
"Joe, Lucie and I are going on a wicked bar-crawl tonight, wanna join in?" "I think I'm pretty well off, sun-drunk you know?" "Yeah, I'd put some aloe on that or something, maybe tomorrow..."