CNN/Money and Money magazine ranked Sugar Land third on its list of the 100 Best Cities to Live in the United States. Neat, huh?
1. Fort Bend ISD. It has the most ignorant and idiotic staff and administration that really get nothing done and will eventually screw you over.
2. A large asian/indian/white population. Nobody else. Sorry.
3. First Colony Mall. It used to be mediocre, but now that they are remodeling and adding more shops, it's starting to become much nicer. It still does not compare to the Woodlands Mall.
4. Sugar Land Town Center. Contains restaurants, sidewalk cafes, shopping, a Marriott Hotel and conference center, mid-rise offices and (considerably expensive) homes, a public plaza with a fountain (with the dieing horse), and the Sugar Land City Hall. It's kind of like a fake corporate downtown area.
5. Palm Royale. The road with all those HUMONGOUS houses you wish were yours. Owned by celebrities such as Tracy McGrady, Hakeem Olajuwon, and Shaquille O'Neal. (All baseketball players. Lol.)
6. Rich kids. Mostly white, these kids are mostly found crowded around a computer looking at each others drunken pictures on Myspace/Facebook, driving their new BMWs, or spending their parents money at the local mall.
7. Freezing temperatures in the morning and scorching heat in the afternoon. (Note: A freak snowstorm hit us on Christmas Eve 2004. That was pretty awesome.)
8. Highway 6. The main road that goes through Sugar Land. Most of the restaurants, businesses, and shopping can be found down this road. Probably the road you can't go one day without driving down.
9. Old Sugar Land. Can be found on the other side of Highway 90. It contains Sugar Land business park, a lot of the older buildings and homes of Sugar Land, and Imperial Sugar plant.
Also known as The Bubble.
"I live in Sugar Land."
"Wow. -pause- ...Do you guys make sugar there?!"
Facts about Sugar Land:
1) Used to be a Sugar Plantation, which contained many slaves.
2) Contains a Sugar Factory.
3) The largest growing county with Pakistani/Indian/Asian population in Texas.
4) Filled with many blood sucking zombies.
5) Contains Douglas Jeffers.
6) Schools are highly over populated, and the administration believes that the "top" school should have its own student conduct book seperate from the rest of the district with an incredibly harsh NO PDA rule.
7) Same school was seen on Dr. Phil with a high school teenager with a huge drinking problem.
8) Filled with Stalkers.
9) Children that are most commonly seen: Rich white kids with problems at home but cover it it up with happy smiles, and Emo children.
10) Children are addicted to Myspace, and every arguement that occurs typically starts with the words, "OMG ON YOUR MYSPACE..."
11) City is rapidly growing, and is a major metropolitan suburb.
12) The new towncenter is a copy of the woodlands towncenter, but is very nice.
13) Also seems like Pleasantville, however has too many domestic violence.
"Dude was he Asian?"
Steve: Does that mean they have to go to Sugar Land?
Virginia: Afraid so.
Steve: Damn. They seemed like nice people..
The rich preppy, spoiled white girls that want to get out of the bubble and away from the drama need to realize that once they are gone Sugar Land will be much more peaceful and easier for the average girl that can't afford designer jeans and four pairs of shoes a week, to live.
(average guy)- "why do you say that"?
(SG)- " I can't wait to get away from my parents, live on my own and be free"
(AG)- "first of all, all college means to you is your parents will be funding your alcohol abuse, secondly YOURE AN IDIOT."
We're all rich and beautiful and have all races living in happiness!
Whites Blacks Hispanics and Asians are abundant!
We have the occasional wigger and a few oreos (gotta love those girls) but nothing could get any better! Except, if you move down here, dont bring any ghetto hoodrats.
Houstonian: B*tch please! I'm still waiting for welfare!