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The act of breaking a piece of furniture for the sole purpose of inserting it’s leg into the vagina during intercourse to continue sex after a premature ejaculation. Sugar raying is gaining popularity among adolescents. Example:
(A couple having sex in a nice hotel) (Woman) Oh yes… harder, harder! (The man cums early, jumps out of bed, runs down the hall to the lobby and violently snaps the leg off a Grand piano and returns promptly to his partner) (Woman) What the hell was that loud crash? What is that? (Man) Shut the door baby, don’t say a word. (Woman) Oh… Sugar Ray me! Example: (Doug) So, I was giving my girl a Sugar Ray the other night. (Steve) What’s a Sugar Ray? (Doug) Well, we were really going at it hard in her parent’s living room. (Steve) Right? (Doug) I lose it and cum in like 10 seconds, so I decide I’m going to pull a classy move to really excite her. (Steve) Yeah? (Doug) So I reached over and ripped the leg off the end table next to us, and start fucking her with it till she finished. (Steve) Wow...sounds exotic. |
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| 2. | Sugar Ray | ||
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Formerly great rock/metal band that suddenly started churning out disposable MTV pop rock dung aimed at 11-year-old girls and nobody else. To their credit, they fully admit to being sell-outs, but that doesn't make their musical sewage any more respectable or listenable. I played my metalhead friends a song off Sugar Ray's first album and told them who it was, and they laughed at me and beat me half to death with shovels.
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