Something that a retarded teacher would say. Suckypooters is a term used for when something sucks. Sucky is translated into sucks. Pooter(s) can be translated into many different things.
1) Vagina


2) Bunghole

3) Asscrack

4) Fat, old, saggy boobies.

5) A really fat chick.


So when somebody says, that is suckypooters! it can mean many different things. But mostly, it sucks a big fat asshole, and is very easy to suck turds out of because it is so gaping.


Bobby!, your so fucking suckypooters at spanish. This is a commonly used phrase used by Mrs. Reed.

or God damn! i would suck that pooter all night long. But i would have to shower shortly after, due to the diareah flowing down my face.
by Dr. fucking amazing March 4, 2009
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