Top Definition
1) A monumental amount of suckage.
2) To suck monumentally.
3) Items used in ceremony of suck. i.e. Suckumental wine
4) overwhelmingly sucky
This job is suckumental.

I have had a suckumental day.

Suckumental Wine

to a poor tipper, this was a suckumental showing of gratuity.
by mastercommie May 12, 2011

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