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Lilia Buckingham 

A bisexual sweetheart who's obsessed with Animal Crossing and Spencer Reid. Loves her girlfriend and Criminal Minds so much that she secretly might have a fan account for both. Her nickname is "bottom". Oh yeah, her Twitter is also gay asf.
Girl number 1: I don't know what's wrong with me
Girl number 2: Wdym?
Girl number 1: For some reason I can't stop baking
Girl number 2: I think you have the Lilia Buckingham disease
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fuckingham palace 

A mythical castle located somewhere in Orange County, California. It is rumored that the king of porn resides in this gilded palace of fucking. The place where all your porn dreams come true.
Bob: I have searched forty years for Fuckingham Palace, but have yet to find it. But I will search on!

Suckingadick Cuminmyass 

A mis-pronunciation of the name 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. usually used by 11 year olds at the Year 7 disco when trying to impress that girl who sits next to you in Maths.
"Benedict Cumberbatch? More like........SUCKINGADICK CUMINMYASS!!!"

"Omg Daniel wtf lol"

"Thanks, babe"

"What did you just call me"

"Nothing, Shannon, honest"

Lilia Buckingham 

One of the sweetest most beautiful humans alive and no one can convince me otherwise. A queen.
I am in love with lilia buckingham”
Lilia Buckingham by Idkmyname.2006 November 19, 2018

buckingham cartwheel

When you cartwheel past the entire Queen's Guard and then roll through the corridors of Buckingham Palace looking for the queen.
-A man got arrested outside of Buckingham Palace today.
-Really, how?
-He attempted the buckingham cartwheel.

Lindsey Buckingham 

A member of the rock band, Fleetwood Mac. An under rated guitarist.
Former member of Buckingham Nicks.
Lindsey Buckingham by P Broz July 4, 2006

Buckingham Clench 

When you feel as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to pass it, you feel a sudden moist feeling on the edge of your butt cheeks. At this point you come to realize this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn the back of your legs into a chocolate waterfall, You snap at attention. Immediately clenching your buttcheeks tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a Buckingham Guard. With a cold sweat beginning to form and the feeling of a sharp stabbing sensation in your lower abdomen, you must continue to stay in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.
1. As I started to pass gas, I felt a moist sensation and immediately snapped into a Buckingham Clench.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.