1.another way to tell a person to fuck off. 2. or it is used to tell a chick that you want her to PUT THE PENIS IN DA MOUTH
1.if someone asks you to do something and u dont wanna tell them suck my dick. 2. OPEN WIDE
by kissably_me October 01, 2007
A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.
Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."
by Sack of Nuts February 17, 2011
A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!
Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch

Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!
by ACXtreme November 04, 2007
1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.
1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"
by Blueknightess March 24, 2005
This can be one of the following:
-To have someone give you a blow job
-What one fag will say to another fag
-What your mom does to me
-An insult
-Commonly heard among people ranging from the age of 13-27.
-A fun name to use when you submit things on the internet.
-A popular sexual action that is included in porno
He got his dick sucked. The fags sucked each other off. Your mom gave me head. Why don't you suck my dick you cocksucking fag! Awww man, suck my dick. (From Suck My Dick:) Yo mama so old that she was the DJ at the Boston Tea Party. I saw the bitch suck his cock on cumfiesta.com
by Weak Ass Bitches November 06, 2004
you dont care about that person or what they have to say
ex 1

Teacher- hey Ryan stop talking in class
Ryan- suck my dick

ex 2
Princple comes on the intercome

Principle starting tomorrow there will be no more pateo time for the rest of the year
Student- Mrs Jackson can suck my dick she is making me mad.
by the realist nigga alive October 13, 2014

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