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8.
a lame nigga/clown/bird nigga
you need to stop fuckin wit them suck-a-duck ass niggas and get you a real one.
by TIA-AKA-DEJA VU June 04, 2003
 
1.
Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.
"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"
by Loralee's Looney Tunes October 10, 2007
 
2.
A foolish person who needs to accept his/her comeuppance for their wack behavior.
Yo, B, you need to chill wit' that, you actin' like a sucka duck and need to accept yo' comeuppance!
by Kwirk April 23, 2004
 
3.
something that is just plain stupid
The fact that OS X has copy and paste, but not cut, really sucks a duck
by Bungalow Bill October 06, 2001
 
4.
An old Peruvian tradition where one performs self fellatio in a public place, with hopes of making eye contact with a stranger.
Alex suckaducked himself during the 7th inning stretch at dodgers stadium, EXPLOSION!
by Mike A W August 01, 2014
 
5.
you say it to someone to tell them to go suck a ducks ass
why dont you go suck a duck
by aceb32 April 11, 2010
 
6.
One who is meant to "count the shells".
"Count the shells, suckaduck"
by Makkz kwiN May 13, 2003
 
7.
When a male is very attached to his girlfriend and puts her above all other activities/people in his life. (friends,basketball,chilling, etc...) There is nothing wrong with being a suckaduck yourself but most non suckaduck friends will become very envious and jealous of your girlfriend.
Most groups of friends have suckaducks.
"Man Dirk dont ever hang with us no more...he a suckaduck."

"Has he been on the phone for 4 hours? yeah he a suckaduck ass nigga"

"Who you talking to? My girlfriend. Man you a suckaduck."
by TwizzleDirkTykese July 27, 2011