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Similar to Swine Flu, except obtained by sucking dick. Symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, TMJ, sore throat, AIDS, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a penis being in your mouth. Nate's Mom was going to the party, but she came down with Suck Dick Flu after spending the night partying with your friends.
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