Top Definition
1) An imaginary product that miraculously stops your computer from crashing, freezing, loading plugins you don't want, or otherwise behaving in a manner that would cause even Gandhi to reach for a bat.

2) An amusing way to open a conversation with the person in the next cubicle, as you declare your computer isn't performing and you're going for coffee.
1) "Damn, I got the blue screen of death. Anyone have any Suck B Gon®?"

2) Bob: "Sheeeit. And I'm all out of Suck B Gon®. Guess it's time for some coffee, you up for it?"
Neil: "Sure, why not."
by Chumbucket November 01, 2006

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