I liked the word. It's above definition is apt, although it is a verb while the author described it as a noun. The example uses it as an infinitive verb.
Bitch! You're not successorizing! Your sunglasses are the motherfucking successorize! You should hit this joint like the stoner you are after wearing your successorize to a job interview.
July 19, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
Noun: Item of clothing or apparel used to make you look or feel more successful
Daniella used her fake glasses to successorize when going to work on Friday. Instantly her coworkers thought she looked smarter.