The suburbs are a great place to live, despite what some people say.
-Friendly, generally middle class folks
-Safer then any city
-Beautiful houses, that are usually not as expensive as they would be in the city
-So peaceful and quiet that you can hear the birds chirping in the morning
-Great place to raise a family
-Having a car is a must, or else you won't be able to step outside your home
-Can be a little boring at times
-High population of whiney emo kids
All in all, living in Suburbia is awesome and I would never trade it over to live in a shithole that most cities have become, see Toronto If you want affordable housing and a safe environment to raise a family, the suburbs are your answer. So ignore the pieces of shit who constantly bash the 'burbs, their just jealous because they're ghetto shit who live in the inner city.
Toronto kid; ew, you live in the suburbs? You must be a spoiled rich white kid.
Pickering kid (suburb of Toronto) ; I see. Well, you live in Toronto don't you?
Toronto kid; yeah.
Pickering kid; Then you must be an inner city ghetto piece of crap on a stick.
Toronto kid; ...YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
Pickering kid; douchebag.
Rural kid; YEE HAW!
Toronto and suburbian kid; wtf?
A hellish place, where the annoyances of culture come to thrive. Monotony or race is only superceded by monotony of architecture and planning. The dwelling place of the white race - which gives birth to several otehr problems. Ignorance, boredom, and depression are all symptoms of living in the suburbs, which explains why moody rock music listened to by suburban white teenagers is so predominant; these teenagers are convinced that they want their lives to be over when in fact they live in extreme comfort, albeit banal comfort, and suffer from the belief that noone else shares in their "pain-" i.e. the pain of being made fun of in school for wearing all black and losing your girlfriend of two weeks. The urban life provides for daily excitements that prevent idiotic social subcultiures to establish that are often established in the suburbs. For example, the culture of "wiggas", predominant in every suburb, are only established because the youth who practice it are not kept in check by the daily realities of urban life, i.e., black people to show these "wiggas" how dumb they are acting. In other words, these people are bored. High school cliques do not exist in inner city schools, where I attended, due to the fact that there are much more important things to worry about living in the city rather than being a "jock", a "prep", a "nerd", or a "skater". In fact, all students were united in this urban community by the fact that our lives were struggles, i.e. having only one paren...more...
The endless sprawl of identikit mass produced housing that surrounds most towns and cities in the western world. Lacking the rural tranquility of the countryside and the spirit, history and community of the inner cities they are designe to enduce a life numbing stupor into it's inhabitents to keep the 'prolls' under control. Also known as concrete deserts, they are the loneliest, most soul destroying and down right dull places on the face of the planet.
Whitchurch (Bristol UK), Enfield (London), Solihull (Birmingham), Cheedle (Manchester) etc etc etc
Shitholes found across the United States, and also other countries that support such evil entities, particularly in the western world. The suburbs are devoid of all soul, and is comprised of many, though certainly not only, boring people. Most people's justification for moving to the suburbs is that "the schools are better" for their children. Is it really worth an increase in the quality of education to deprive your children of city life, replacing it only with conformity, boredom, and other undesirable qualities?
The suburbs make me fucking sick
seeing as i live in the suburbs, i know a thing or two:
1.things are spread apart, therefore, inconveniencing me.
2. about a 2% black rate however about a 30% middle-eastern population ( i know eh?)
3.things are more expensive, the stores all know were just rish bastards
4. this are very quiet, boring , dull
5. a place where you raise a family, then move away once the kids have reached age 10
"i hate the suburbs, theyre so dead"
" i know, i should have moved by now"
A residential area usually in the outskirts of large cities. Suburbs usually consists of predominatley white people that are middle class to upper class. Few activities to do and have many franchises(Ex. Wal Mart, Home Depot). The result of all of these bored teenagers results in stealing money from their parents and buying drugs and alcohol with it. The parents usually dont do anything about it because they are afraid what others will think of their family if they found out about it, thus the drug trafficing increases.
John is from the suburbs and he doesnt like it.
A hellhole found just outside a city. Usually an endless row of houses with strip malls found every 2-3 miles making a car a nessecity. Houses are generally larger and newer than in the inner city. A typical suburbanite is a stuck up jack-ass. The high schools and middle schools tend to have high schools social classes (cliques) such as: preps, jocks, punk, emo, loner/solorider, geek/nerd, and burnouts/druggies. Even though cliques exist in inner city schools, they aren't over emphasized because there are better things to do. If yur new to a suburban high school, chances are you'll be ingnore by all girls and most guys. Diversity is not that great in a typical suburb (few exceptions). Most suburbs have annoying people such as wiggers who think they're hard enough to survive in a black ghetto. Druggies are also a common sight. Because there is less than nothing to do, alot of kids start experimenting with drugs and alcohol eventually become addicted. Druggies in the suburbs turn out worse than the crack-heads in the hood. This is because suburban druggies do it for fun (and there parents have alot of money for them to steal) and hoodlums do it for relive stress therefore doing less. Crime rates in the burbs can be just as high as the inner city as they will steal behind your back instead of in your face. Houses in the cities may cost more, but the competiton to have better stuff than the neighbors can cause you to have credit probl...more...
A horribly boring place to live.The suburbs are filled with rich people and their whiny,spoiled kids who think the world revolves around their "pain" and "suffering."
They are typically advertised with promises of happy lives and easy living.This is a lie,the suburbs are filled with just as much sorrow,hate,and murder as any other place.
The suburbs are also filled with identical houses;these and the people in them leave no room for creativity,individuality,good music,good taste,independence.The suburbs kill your happiness.Don't move there,you'll get seriously depressed.
See also hellblandand shit
Person A:Every thing is perfect at the suburbs!(ignores any signs of clinical depression and continues watching soap operas whilst eating chocolate bon-bons.)