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A suburban gay can be seen wearing an Aeropostale or American Eagle shirt and most likely works at the store. He is also sporting a piercing. Probably a nose, lip or cartilage (with a bar bell). They hang out at the mall and drive for up to 30 mins to partake in scandalous hookups.
Look at this suburban gay on grindr.
by TimTim4343 January 13, 2013

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