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the condition in which gelled pieces of shampoo remain in ones hair long after one has left the shower (usually the result of a certain brand of cheap shampoo)
Rob: Danny whats that shit in your hair dude?

Joe: Oh he doesn't rinse off in the shower

Danny: No bros, I just have bad suave syndrome.
by swadium May 23, 2011

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Possessing lower than average sized male genitalia.
That guy has the Suave syndrome going on, He asked me how he was doing and I said 3 nots, Your not big,your not in, and your not going to cum.
by Burns June 30, 2004

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