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4.
exceedingly short and stumpy
That poor guy has stumple thumbs.
by notbarbie December 16, 2010
 
1.
A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
"Good Lord, Big Bertha's stumples are exceptionally endowed today."
by DGFab February 03, 2008
 
2.
Act of a stubbled beard masking over pimples.
"Kyle is in need of major hygiene"
"Yeah or he should grow a stumple"
by keefington January 27, 2009
 
3.
Pimples on an amputees stump.
Honey, my nub is inflamed with little pimples...I think I have stumples
by Jason Fuller & Eric P Naas October 05, 2007
 
5.
A rare and extreme case of "cankles" in which each leg of a "big-boned" lass in question takes on a tree-trunk likeness. The stumple begins (or ends) where the ankle bone SHOULD be seen and finishes (or starts) in areas that are too frightful to imagine. Moss and hair-stubble accentuates this unseemly occurrence.

In some cases, backgound radiation is emitted from said lumber logs. Largely very dangerous to get caught in between.
"Good Gawd, look at the uber-stumples on that Ent-wife!"
by DGFab February 04, 2008