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Stumpgrinder 

(Noun): A woman on the dance floor that thrives on grinding her bottom(grinder) on male genetailia (stump). Particularly late in the night when inhibitions have been lost, drinks consumed, and standards have been dropped.
Upon arrival to the club, the boys sought out stumpgrinders on the dance floor.

As drinks were consumed, women turned from prude high school teachers, college students, and office workers into stumpgrinders.
Stumpgrinder by LegitZ November 9, 2009
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Stumpgrinder 

A sexually aroused eunuch.
This stumpgrinder keeps humping my leg but I can't feel anything sticking out.
Stumpgrinder by Aahwoogah November 14, 2018

Stump Grinder 

A person with braces who loves giving head.
AJ is one hell of a stump grinder but I like how he sucks anyway.
Stump Grinder by Giggles T. Clown September 19, 2014

stump grinder 

To recive oral sex from a girl with knarled teeth or sharp braces.
My johnson is all bloodied form last night, that girl had a real stump grinder for a mouth.

montana stump grinder 

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.
"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."

Stump Grinder 

The act of a stripper giving a lap dance to an amputee.
Did you see that war vet at the club last night getting a stump grinder from that stripper?
Stump Grinder by Madball June 23, 2012

Stump Grinder 

A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).
Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.

Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!
Stump Grinder by WootALoot December 14, 2009