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A jackass army of none (Justanotherserviceman) who posts typical hillbilly heehaw hot air on Hategun.com.

An inbred hillscoggin' Harley drivin' store-bought patriotic southern good-ole-moron....
That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....

Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...
by alex parkman February 08, 2005
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Stump-fucker: The ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.
A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.
by Dilinger June 15, 2007
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One who dresses, acts, or speaks in a socially awkward manner.
Hey, look at that stumpfucker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!
by Cody Spencer February 21, 2009
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Someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.
Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.
by ceres March 31, 2014
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