Being dismembered of every limb
The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
by Dusty Smith January 22, 2006
Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
by DJ Gaurav November 21, 2005
A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.
Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!
by The Real Shwa May 17, 2009
to be very foolish
chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
by Resia March 01, 2009
The dismemberment of every limb
The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
by Dusty Smith January 23, 2006
the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!
by cooooooooooolavery November 09, 2009
a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."
Frank: Are you ready for this game?
Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!
by Keelie. July 10, 2008

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