A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.
Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.
by hoss May 21, 2003
by Monkee mischief February 13, 2011
Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.
by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010