"And I was like, shit, that's the biggest stugg I've ever seen. I need a new drink now."
"Seriously guys, who the fuck put that stugg in my drink!?You really are a bunch of stugging bastards."
"Get your cock out my drink you drunk stuggin' cunt!"
"Yeah, it was cray, I swallowed an ultra spicy stugg in Hitech City, Hyderabad. I was crying through my backflaps for days."
"what is that little bit of..green...no brown...uuuurrrgghh its a bit of stugg!!" *splashes drink in friends face*
"All I was doing was chilling under a tree, when a bird shat a gurt big stugg right into my drink."
"I was enjoying the sex show, next thing I know I've got a dirty stugg in my pint."
"The guy loved chewing on newly-found stugg, he was a stuggmuncher."