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Student Congress Debate is the debate for people that are SO unintelligent, bad at debate, boring that they can't even do PFD. Every once in a while there is an actually good competitor in Congress and this person gets second or first every tournament. Normally, the legitimate debaters that do congress come from an LD/CX/Extemp/OO background and they are okay. But the people that can only qualify in Congress aren't even real people. To win congress all you need is: 1. A Brain 2. To be Alive 3. Not to completely suck at life
"Dayum man I just came out of a 4 hour Student Congress Debate round!"
"How'd you do?"
"I didn't break :("
"You clearly don't deserve to live."
by TheRealMittRomney November 11, 2012