1. The condition that results when one simply cannot get up from the sitting position regardless how many chores need to be completed.

2. Someone prone to extreme amounts of lounging.
1. Oh my God, I have so much to do by 3 o'clock, but I have total stuck-ass. I guess I'll do it tomorrow.
2. Don't ask Mark to do it, he's a stuck-ass.
by DickMark March 21, 2008
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when someone is smoking weed and for a minute they lost track of their movement, unable to speak, lackin common sense
Friend 1: hey look at this bitch
Friend 2: let me see!
Friend 1: (doesn't show the friend the bitch because friend 1 got lost on what he/she was going to do)
Friend 2: fucking stuck ass!!!
by ms.puffyhair April 13, 2011
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It's Hawai'ian pidgin for "constipation".
Eh, you eat too many guava li' dat, bye'm-bye you get bad stuck-ass!
by LohPhat November 21, 2013
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