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A large emotius cuntius, the largest in the family in fact. Standing at a tall 6"3 and weighing in at anywhere between 100 and 200 pounds, he is liable to listen to bands such as suicide silence, trivium, torsofuck, sylosis etc. he can often be found lying on danielles floor while his friends suck each others face. Partial to some of the forbidden fruit lying in the garden of those less than sixteen. However, he is loved by many.
Guy 1"Wow, does that guy only have one hoody?"
Guy2"Yeah, he is such a Stubawl"
by condommer June 12, 2011

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