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1.
A Stuart (or Stu for short) is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky. The term originated in Toronto around 2003, it is unkown exactly as to who started the term but it is commonly accept that the term was originaly used to describe Stuart Allan
Girl "Stuart why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stuart’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"
by Deathdog April 24, 2008
 
2.
Is a Hull word for a certain type of man who is sexy and gorgeous but knows the effect that he can have on a woman.
A Stuart can understand just what a women wants and tease her with it.
Stuart's on a whole are known for there self survival tactic which is called a Stuart hug. A Stuart hug is generally a long embrace which involves amazing kisses and lots of fondling or gropes depending on his prey.
A) That lad i've been seeing is such a stuart, boy am i happy.

B) That John is such a stuart... you should have seen the moves he made.
by lobstercatcher February 05, 2010
 
3.
When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible.

Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached.

When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory.

In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.
"Why don't you learn some table manners? You're behaving like a Stuart".
by MValentine August 28, 2008
 
4.
An incredible man who is tall, handsome, generous, engaging, romantic, and a real gentlemen. Someone who makes you happy and keeps you smiling. A mezmerizing man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to go after it. Someone who makes up erotic stories to turn you on.
girl one: OMG...he even had candles lit when I walked in the room. He's so romantic!

girl two: Oh...what a stuart!
by whynot1973 February 07, 2010
 
5.
if you get the chance to date this man, he will treat you like you're the best thing that ever happened to him. he'll treat you like a princess. you'll be able to trust him and treat him as a lover as well as best friend. i can assure you that you will not regret anything when you're with him. you'll miss him straight after you leave each other. best cuddles. All the things he does, whether small or big, make a very big difference in your life. the sweet night talks and the feeling of you being around are the best. lame little jokes. yeah Garry. memories you will never forget from the time being with him.
i love you <3
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by eyelash- September 20, 2011
 
6.
A mysterious name yelled in retaliation or in response to drive-by slandering; the name "Stuart" or "Stewart" is a non-sequitur intended to confuse unsuspecting bullies.

It has been commonly used throughout the San Francisco Bay Area, especially the North Bay, since the early 2000's.

The strange phrase has been known to cause car accidents.
Jeep full of drunken pricks:
"FAGGOTS!"

Pedestrians: "STUART!"

Jeep full of drunken pricks: "?"
by Christopher Judge November 17, 2010
 
7.
A teenager who loves fucking his dad, and makes love to him in multiple ways every night.
Stuart was with Larry last night
Stupid Stuart to Aberdeen Hall!
by Rapeboy6969 October 31, 2013