An area misunderstood with The Forest of Dean. When it actually has half the number of "inbreeds" and double the number of ill-educated chavs and of course, a fair amount of doped-up hippies trying to stab you for "precious shiny things"
b) "gimme your wallet"
c) "I forgot to wear a condom"
d) "I can tap who i want"
e) "So...you're my sister...right?
f) "WHY?!?!?!?! Why do i live in Stroud?!?!?!?"
A town in the middle of nowhere, where druggies and chavs roam thee streets among an assortment of charity shops. Ecotricity is based there.
1. guy 1: Hey, I'm goin' to Stroud.
guy 2: Why? I went there once. I am not going back there again. Its full of druggies and chavs.
guy 1: erk. mabe not.
To take a violent poop.
I've gotta' take a wicked Stroud!
A term used to refer to a settlement in which 'inbreds' and simpletons reside.
Also a reference to living in extremely unpleasant environment.
Look at that Stroud person over there!
To generally muck something up in a hugely embarrassing but comical way. The individual is likely to blame it on anything but their own array of inadequacies and shortcomings.
- "Is that bloke a retard?"
- "Not a proper one - he's just a Stroud"
- "Hahaha - did you see that guy juggle the ball, drop it, and then get taken out like a little rag doll?! He pulled an absolute Stroud!"