Strokey

Euphemism hybrid in reference to a Person from Stoke On Trent England who is a real tug job merchant/ toilet trader.

Sarah: Did you just see how that council worker treated that little old lady?
Dave: Mmm typical Strokey. No respect.

by Stoke Shitty March 2, 2015

Strokey

To have stroke like features or qualites after consuming too much alcohol.

Steve: What's up gangsta.
Elliott: Not much just recovering from last night.
Steve: Yeah it was badass.
Elliott: You were looking abit strokey though.
Steve: Yeah maybe thats why i didnt get laid.
Elliott: You still touched J-Whittz snatch though
Steve: DAMN RIGHT
*Steve and Elliott high five*

by Becksman May 16, 2010

Strokey

The act of getting a hand job. Assisted masturbation.

Dude that girl just gave me one helluva Strokey!

by The Real Midnight Cowboy March 11, 2010

Strokey

A strokey is someone who is known as or is a pedophile

It comes from the phrase ( stroking nonce)

Strokeys useually look like bald , elderly ,slender,males mostly with glasses.

Ethan- wow that guy with that awful bald patch is defo a strokey

Jakob-100% strokey nonce mate

by HeeHeeyeahman October 28, 2019

strokey

I word used to describe a person, animal, or object at long and thin.

1. (adj) Long and thin; gangly

That runner sure is strokey!

by Nick Lowe November 29, 2004

strokey

adj- displaying the characteristics of a stroke, especially a sagging, lopsided face.

"Dude, Paul McCartney looks totally strokey!"

by grumby March 25, 2009

Strokey nonce

Morgan

He referred to his girlfriend as a child, because he was a proper strokey nonce.

by Ily Morgan xoxo December 6, 2018