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Abbreviated as SPM, strokes per minute refers to how many jerks an avid masturbator averages in one minute. The higher the SPM, the more skill, although blistering is a serious side-effect of a high SPM.
"Last night I went crazy, I musta been around 350 strokes per minute!"
by Abbie Wilkes November 22, 2009

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