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1. A woman who had a horrible disfiguring stroke and miraculously recoveres only to find that she has gained amazing stroke powers!!!!
2. Someone who basically has a stroke and acts specially enhanced by their stroke.
3. Person who has a skirt of wonder and relatively Amishosity and various other powers.
4. Yolanda Vasquez
Stroke woman just stole my bike to ride to the Amish convention!
by Alice can eat you March 01, 2008

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