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A guy who never gets laid because,

#1, he spends most of his time at the Strip Joint

and

#2, when he does have the chance to meet women, he rejects women who are better looking than he is, because they don't live up to his Stripper standards.
Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years, what a Striptard!
by Chase Chude March 04, 2009
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