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Extreme self consciousness in one’s appearance, resulting in the fear of rejection of a lap dance by a stripper, even if said person has a wad of cash in hand. Usually results in the urge to fight other patrons, rather than to enjoy the scenery.
I think I suffer from stripperphobia, these strippers won't dance for me, but they'll dance for Ben, he's got a sweet ass. Let's fight someone!
by Cadillac Lounge January 30, 2009
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