A sweater with stripes. One with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind. The best time to wear one is all the time.
"What's that shirt called that Trevor Moore is always wearing, the black with the stripes?"
"That's a striped sweater. They became popular when Spongebob sang about them."
A thing that is Best worn ALL THE TIME!!!!
Spongebob: I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" The best time to wear a stiped sweater is all the time, One with the collar, Turtle Neck, That's the kind,
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)