| 2. | Stringfellow | ||
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1. verb: to extrapolate the truth through means not comprehendible.
2. noun: compulsive liar in denial of his douchebag existance. 3. adjective: something that exclaims douchebaggedness. (i.e. essence of being a douchebag.) 1a. Denied MLS contract worth in excess of 7 million per year to pursue pharmacy carrer (worth approx. 100K per year)
1b. person 1: "I made my girlfriend come 468 times last night" person 2: "That was such a stringfellow" 1c. Doucherocket: "I used to work nights at www.hotcock.com, but the hours we're bad." Person: "i think he's serious, I don't think he's stringfellowing" Doucherocket: "but quit at the request of his mother" office website: www.scrstud.com - free fat chick porn 1d. I once hit a soccer ball from Marion which hit a Sprint satellite in orbit then deflected back to London and hit a school bus full of children causing them to pulmmet to their demise in a fiery, explosive catastrophy. |
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| 1. | stringfellow | ||
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a guy with a small dick.
no girth. balls havent descended. hung like a 6th grader. someone who experiences erectile dysfunction. a guy who has no game, can't get laid, doesn't know what a pussy even looks like, and is a disgrace to all things male. Girl 1: You had sex with him?
Girl 2: .... yeah Girl 1: So.. how was it Girl 2: awful, he's a total stringfellow OR: Guy 1: Did you fuck her? Guy 2: Nah Guy 1: Why, cuz you dont want her to find out youre a stringfellow? |
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