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15.
Kid who has no ass. There are many theories on how he lost it. Some say a shark bit it off. Others think it was ass-rammed off. But the most common theory is that he's never had an ass. This makes sitting quite difficult. He carries around a cushion. People call him NASS, for No-Ass.
Stretch has no ass! Its not there!
by Bob April 05, 2005
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1.
a tall, skinny person. not necessarily weak. used to greet someone.
whats up stretch?
by O&APartyRock December 21, 2010
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2.
(n.) A term of incarceration in prison
I was put away for a long stretch.
by JediAndi September 03, 2005
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3.
a long distance
whoy i ent goin there its a stretch
by WITTS.INC June 04, 2003
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4.
Casual Anal Sex
"Taylor do you want to go stretch for 15 minutes, I'm feeling really tight."

Meaning: "I'm horny I want to have anal sex"
by Horny John February 02, 2009
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5.
The gain of money or drugs used for the bettering of ones life.
"...cuz I accumulated enough stretch just to navigate it, fully decorated on chrome..."
Country Grammar - Nelly
by Brian August 14, 2003
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6.
A colloquialism used in New Zealand to denote something that is 'over the top' or exaggerated.
Bob: Hey bro, check out the size of that dude's biceps, he must do nothing but curls!
Jim: hahaha, what a stretch!

Jim: Dude, where did all these harlem shake videos come from?
Bob: I know.. It's a fuckn stretch...
by MOOSEcannoN April 14, 2013
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7.
A way of cutting cocaine or other drugs so you have more product to sell even though its gabbage.
I take grams of coke mix it with lactose, Thats what I do STRETCH. I make like a ounce of dope with like an 8th of dope Befo Im through, product STRETCH I got it mastered man and in the hood im like plastic man, STRETCH
by Pigorous June 02, 2011
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