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the sexual act of ejaculating on someones face then punching their nose so they will bleed strawberries.
my nose hurts from last night's strawberry shortcake, thanks alot grandpa
by Oreo Speedman February 07, 2010
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1.
The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.
I just gave my girlfriend a strawberry shortcake.
by truflip609 August 08, 2005
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2.
A dessert consisting usually of a small yellow cake covered with strawberrys and icing.
I had Strawberry Shortcake after dinner tonight. And then I fucked your mom.
by faq u March 09, 2006
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3.
While face fucking your drunken slut girlfriend, you pull your wang out of her mouth, cum directly in her face, and proceed to punch her in the nose, thus giving the effect of a strawberry short cake.
Strawberry Short Cake was my favorite growing up.
by Graham Spainer May 04, 2003
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1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.
1. I want some strawberry shortcake!
2. I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...
by ChoujinkiMetalder November 04, 2005
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5.
Exactly like A cream pie but while the girl is menstruating.
My girlfriend was having her period so i made a strawberry shortcake
by hookerface2343 August 01, 2008
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6.
Popular(?) kids marketing franchise from the early 80's, with a TV special show every year from 1980 to 1985. Also spawned a game, somewhere.

The series got a somewhat short re-release in 1991, then a re-re-release in 2002, lasting until the present day. A proper TV series is now made, as well as some games, and of course, the somewhat creepy dolls.

Also can be a derogatory term for girls who are short, with red hair, and a totally lush dessert.
My sister is totally into Strawberry Shortcake, despite it's lack of consistancy with the originals...
by Allan Scott November 03, 2007
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1. A popular dessert made of a form of layered cake with strawberry toppings.

2. A toy and media franchise that originated from greeting cards.

Can also refer to a number of violent or disturbing sex acts invented by sexless pre-teens.
The only thing I'll ever have sex with is my Strawberry Shortcake doll.
by Maroniak October 19, 2010
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