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The act of painting ones finger nails. Then, sitting on one's hand until it becomes numb. Finally, jerking off with the numb feminine looking hand. It fools the mind into thinking its a woman's hand.
Tom: "Hey Billy why are your finger nails painted".

Billy: "I got bored with the stranger and gave myself a stranger squared".
by Mouth32 September 03, 2008

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