A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.
A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.
Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?
Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.