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1.
When someone is talking absolute shit.

Couldnt be further from the truth.
Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"

Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"

Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"

Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"
by D-Train91 June 04, 2009

Words related to Straight Pies n Ham

bullshit deceitful lie talking shit untruthful