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The ultimate definition of a simile. This statement puts a humorous spin on describing a Homosexual. Associtate 1: "You see that girl in the Cafe has a mohawk now?"
Associate 2: "That's a chick?" Associate 1: "You know, the one Straight As a Mountain Pass?" Associate 2: "Gothcha." |
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