A Story Topper
is someone who tops every story with a even better version of one just told.
"Dude, i had to get this medicine for the little infection on right eyelid from my eyebrow piercing. It was crazy."
"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."
A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a story
you tell, with a worse one, making them sound like they've been through a much more terrible ordeal.
Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.
When someone is tellin a story and another person always comes and makes it better than it really is by tellin a different story.
Bob:So i was driving along the road and saw so ducks so i decided to go shoot them on the side of the road.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.