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When a gay man has to schedule a time with his boyfriend to abuse his anus because the boyfriend is too busy getting his back blown out by the rest of the gay community.
Will had to schedule a stool conference with drunk Jeff the gay dentist because Jeff had too many patients to see.
by Wilma Fingerdoo May 12, 2008
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