a big hairy ball sack
Did you see his stood? It was nasty.
a lame way to say Stayed.
I stood up all night! I could not SLEEP!
A common idiot, often refereed to as a noob or a tool. A person referred to as a stood is also stupid.
He handed us the money, not knowing that we weren't going to pay him back. What a stood.
Something that looks good.
like the word owned, stoo'd also means "To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone:" but in a more distinctive and jokes way...
"I can't believe we made it out alive" *Helicopter falls and lands on head* "Haha, he got stoo'd"
If you are lucky enough to not only be a Stuart
but also a Dude
, this is clearly what everone on this humbled planet shall call you!