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The inability to control the wandering capabilities of your body. Usually involves complete lack of focus and/or a destination. Stoner Drifting most likely begins just after or within an hour after smoking. Most participants don't even realize it is happening until they find themselves thinking, "What the fuck am I doing over here?".
I have no idea why I am in the laundry room, but that was some extreme Stoner Drifting.
by Leo Dicaprio November 09, 2010