A degree of intoxication from pot. Enough to change normal thought processes. Normally implys absent mindedness, and stupidity.
Yeah, I think that I'm stoned.
by Jakeisuseless February 25, 2005
To become a stone after smoking.
Yo it's josh and he's so stoned.
by Fuckchris May 18, 2015
Smoking to the point in which ones self is beyond high and sees everything with less reality, better insite, and goes in to deep thought about things and starts an account on a dictionary site for no apparent reason looking at definitions and thinking about those
I was so fucking stoned
by fuck.it...drugs April 07, 2015
is when the body refuses to listen to the brain. Confusion ensues.
is what I am when I lose my train-of-thought mid sentence and then we play the " Reverse Psychologist , see you don't remember either " game. They usually remember within 2-20 minutes. If we eventually forget about it, it will jump into my head up to 48 hrs later and I will continue right on with my, uh, uh. What were we talkin about ???
Sorry, stoned....
by dman5 November 20, 2009
1. To be extreamly high(the fun kind)
2. To get thrown rocks at for a crime, not common anymore besides to assholes
1.Me:Yo man im soo stoned. Is that a unicorn or a dragon? *hug air*
Johnny: what the fuck are you doing?
Me: I dont know im stoned remember?!
Johnny:Hell yeah!

2. Priest fag guy: You will be punished for your wrong doings!!!
Me: No i dont wanna be stoned you asshole!!!
by Retartedman328 January 04, 2009
Being the happiest you could ever imagen. Having not a care in the world. When you cannot beleive how damn hungry you really are. Laughing about things that when your in the normal state of mind you would never laugh at.
Duuuude, I was so fucking stoned, I had the munchies like a bitch
by DanlyHoSeper July 26, 2008
So fucked up it's funny.
laying down and passing out in the middle of a school dance...
by Rachel January 17, 2004

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